“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Boris Karloff Imhotep


Every morning I wake up all excited, eager to get stuck into a brand new painting. Much to the relief of my wife!
I spring out of bed, make a big cup of coffee and head down to my garden studio full of enthusiasm, totally primed for a marathon 12 hour session. At the end of the day I stagger back up the garden, totally shattered, reeking of turps and looking like Keith Richard’s scrotum.
But it’s worth it. Well, most days it is; ol’ Imhotep here slunk off Ebay for peanuts. I thought it was a great painting!