“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Blood Surf


Two girls lift up their bikini tops and jump up and down in front of a giant man eating salt water crocodile. “What the hell are you doing??!!” yells the hero. “Croc teasing!” they squeal back. Who says the Sy Fy Channel can’t make class movies?