“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Blood Surf

£30.00

Two girls lift up their bikini tops and jump up and down in front of a giant man eating salt water crocodile. “What the hell are you doing??!!” yells the hero. “Croc teasing!” they squeal back. Who says the Sy Fy Channel can’t make class movies?