“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



As you all know, I’m not one to blow my own horn (although I’m sure I would if I could reach it!) but I think this is the best painting of a woman with big tits being attacked by mutant beavers ever! This has been done for author Joe Parda and hopefully he’ll make a bundle selling the film rights to Spielburg. Get ready for all those endless ‘Beavers’ sequels!