“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Beavers

£30.00

As you all know, I’m not one to blow my own horn (although I’m sure I would if I could reach it!) but I think this is the best painting of a woman with big tits being attacked by mutant beavers ever! This has been done for author Joe Parda and hopefully he’ll make a bundle selling the film rights to Spielburg. Get ready for all those endless ‘Beavers’ sequels!