Me and the missus are getting too long in the tooth to be posing for this stuff but models don’t come cheap so we’re gonna! I keep harping on so much about how it’s tougher to do covers for little indie horror movies than for big budget productions that you may think I’m bitter. Well, I’m XXXXing not!!! XXXX Shout Factory and their big XXXXing high profile jobs! I’m not at all jealous of designers who get to work from sharp, high res stills because I prefer recreating shoddily shot exploitive scenes with Sally. Yep, nothing beats having your wife repeatedly bitching in your XXXXing ear because you weigh a XXXXing ton and your XXXXing timer keeps going off too XXXXing soon!!!
