“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Basket Case


Cancel the Mercedes CLS and order me a Fiat Ar*ehole! Yep, business has taken a HUGE hit since I embarked on my Frank Henenlotter series with ‘Brain Damage’ only pulling in a 5th of the bubble that Salem’s Lot did. Still, money’s not everything as they say and I love Frank’s low budget 80’s movies. Fortunately he didn’t make many of ’em, otherwise my wife’s Clinique budget would have to be slashed and she’d wind up doing her weekly accessory shop in Poundland. Still, she shouldn’t complain, after all, she still has my excellent love making session to look forward to each month. Hell, sometimes I even let her join in!