“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Asia Argento 5

£30.00

Asia reminds me of the girls I used to chase at art school; wild, no make up and didn’t give two XXXX’s about anything. I never managed to date any of ’em, of course. My ‘cool’ factor wasn’t helped any by the fact I had a huge photo of The Monkees plastered across the front of my portfolio!