“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Asia Argento 4

£30.00

Following quickly on from Rosalba Neri here’s another Italian horror actress and probably the sexiest of the lot. Totally natural from head to toe with not the slightest bit of plastic anywhere, Asia strikes you as the sort of girl who’d turn up for a first date with corn in her teeth, greasy hair and wearing a cardigan and you’d love it!