“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

99 Women

£5.99

Any time the ol’ Rickster gets to paint Rosalba Neri he’s a happy bunny. When I get to paint her for a bunch of regular guys like Blue Underground in Hollywood then the pleasure is trebled. I’ve worked for (and been fired by!) quite a few DVD distributors but Blue Underground are easily the nicest. Even better, they pay well and they pay fast; two attributes virtually unheard of in this business!
Mind you, I better shut my fat gob otherwise my number one competitor, Graham Humphreys, will swish in and snaffle ’em off me!