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Lina Romay Female Vampire

I must admit that I'd never heard of Lina Romay but one of you guys requested that I paint her so here she is. I also have to confess to never seeing any of her horror movies either, and if they all have titles as dumb as 'Female Vampire' probably quite a few of you haven't either. Anyway, I assume that Lina winds up getting a big stake slammed into her at some point in the film so that's the way I've painted her. Talking of big stakes, or a lack of them, I found out when Googling Lina that she also worked in the Spanish porn industry and it has to be said that she definitely drew the short straw when it came to her male co stars! My advice to all you girls who spend their holidays chasing Spanish waiters around a pool is don't bother; you're much better off with sticking with us better equipped English guys. Mind you, we're normally too sloshed to operate our better equipment!

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