Welcome to my web site. As any horror artist will attest once you switch from mainstream paintings to horror you immediately go from being a respected sought after artiste to a skid mark on the art world’s underpants! Actually, as I used to paint mucky women for a living I was already a skid mark on the art world’s underpants but you get my gist.

 

 

Truth is, not too many fine art dealers want a fat faced vampire nun hanging over their Jack Vettriano’s and let’s face it, you’ve got to be a seriously twisted weirdo to want stuff like this nailed to your walls! Fortunately for me you are all seriously twisted weirdo’s which is why you’re here with me and not surfing for porn like everybody else.

 

 

Not every picture on this site is horror and some of the others are private commissions so I’d like to say thank you to the people who let me sell prints of their drawings and paintings here and two fingers up to those who didn’t.

 

 

Being a bit of a dinosaur I don’t do digital but I think oils are still the dog’s danglers when it comes to horror anyway. I’ve kept my print prices as low as possible not because I care but because your all such a bunch of hedonistic funsters there’s hardly anything left to screw out of you by the time you’ve all finished partying and collapsed in front of your computers! Honestly, if I could grab a fraction of what some of you people shove up your noses I could afford a half descent haemorrhoid cushion and improve my disposition!

If there are items you want (Custom Collections or other things), get in touch (See that Contact me link on the left). I am sure we can thrash out a deal for anything you need

 

Right, enough of this jolly banter, step inside and let me flog you a piece of art which should confirm everyone’s suspicions about your mental state and guarantee you many lonely nights.