Published Work
Most of the horror paintings I do are commissioned either by GoreZone or The Dark Side magazine, a little bit of which is here. I've never tried exhibiting them because I doubt if many gallery owners would want fat faced vampire nuns hanging next to their Jack Vettriano's.
Fools, my stuff's much better!
Looking back at all this scruffy artwork and irreverent text it's hardly surprising that me and my merry band of chums at The Texas Longhorn wound up in the pooper looking up at Ronald McDonald's fat ass! We had some fun while it lasted though!
This is my last menu design which incorporated all the staff and my butchers Graham and Simon.
Bitch Bamford and the Carpio Kid was a comic strip I did for Coarse Fisherman magazine back in the late 70's and early 80's. The pay was atrocious but each month I got better and better at drawing without using photographs which has stood me in good stead with the fantasy portraits I do now.
Bitch and Carpio were based on me and my best friend Bob. It's even more offensive than the menus!
