Commissions
Straight away I'd like to thank all the people who let me use their pictures on this page and two fingers up to those who didn't! You're all here either way so if you ordered something really embarrassing it's your own fault. I like to work quite big on fantasy commissions, usually around 27in x 20in and never below A2 even on straight forward portraits. Alongside the examples shown here are the prices each customer paid for the work. This will give you some idea of what your scenario might cost. Of course if you want to see yourself all lathered up and hurled into a writhing mass of sex starved prisoners (and let's face it, who doesn't?) the price goes up accordingly.
All but two of these pictures were done from face only photographs with the figures made up from basic statistics. As far as your statistics go, lie your ass off, everybody else does!
I don't bother about taking a deposit as I'll only have to refund it if muck up! When I've finished your picture I'll email you a photo of it and if you like what I've done I'll send you the original. If you don't I'll simply change your face and flog you off as a print!
