Biography
Rick Melton was born in 1952 and raised in Great Falls, Montana before moving back to England and pursuing a highly successful career as a porn star and high class gigolo. Oh, alright then, take-away proprietor. After 30 years of serving indescribable swill to people previously accustomed to eating insects Rick was shut down by the local health department and then slung in prison for tax evasion.
This was where Rick's artistic bent began to flourish as he entertained his fellow prisoners by lap dancing through the canteen while they enthusiastically sang him into waves of delirium with selected favourites from their well thumbed Moulin Rouge songbooks.
Moulding his routine into a one man revue he eventually secured early release by dancing straight into the hearts of the parole board.
Immediately upon gaining his freedom Rick married his hot 13 year old cousin Sally and now works full time as a magazine illustrator, portrait painter and Tina Turner impressionist.
