“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”
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Welcome to my spanking new site and the wonderful world of exploitive horror art!

Now this is obviously a site for grown ups so if you’re sitting there with your school shorts around your ankles and a Deely Bopper on your head you are either too young or Allan Bryce on his day off. If it’s the former, clear off now or Freddy will be around to waterboard your granny.

Right, I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money on the biggest and best fine art printer in the freakin’ world so I’m expecting some serious print orders off you all. Each print is run off on Super Heavy 300gsm Satin paper, signed by me and guaranteed color fast for 200 years!

As always I throw in a freebie print graced with a nice personalized message. True, this is usually of something so disgusting and unsellable that even Pee Wee Herman wouldn’t sit and look at it but on the plus side it won’t be Susan Boyle in a thong because I just sent the last one of those to Darrin Venticinque in Long Island!

All the best,

Suzi Goes To Cleethorpes

Yep, it's that time again! Fans of the....  view more

The Thing

It was 1984 and my then wife, Silvana,....  view more

The Fog

I can make quite a bit more painting....  view more


I'm away with my wife, Sally, and our....  view more

Ana Sofia

Back in 1968 my dad took me to visit....  view more

All Hallow's Eve

I must admit that I've never seen this....  view more

Natalie Wood

Natalie has joined my Hollywood Icons....  view more

Jayne Mansfield

Back in 1957 the organizers of a dinner....  view more

Death Shock

Because I take on jobs that other....  view more


If you've just stumbled across this....  view more

Empire Of The Ants

Hearing Joan Collins's always name....  view more


I'm still up to my neck in commercial....  view more

Cat Woman

As I've said before, the two toughest....  view more

The Captain's Wife

' Trawler-man Bob was having a really....  view more

Danielle Harris

Like all my portraits nowadays,....  view more


I watched the first Alien movie again....  view more

Blood And Rain

My wife often has a go at me about the....  view more

Girl On A Dolphin

I've got one more of these old 80's....  view more

Snow Blind

Holy Smokes! Something tasteful!!!!....  view more

Wolf Moon

My ex wife, Silvana, posed for this....  view more

and other smut !!!
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